What has a breathtaking adam's apple and can't successfully publish his final project?

This guy. I don't know what the procedure is on swearing in blogs, but I would love to point out that Windows Movie Maker is really f-wording me. I have spent many extra hours dealing with WMM's problems as is, but now when I try to publish my video it crashes as soon as I click publish. I can play the project in the WMM session, but it crashes about five or six times during it, so it would be a lot of starting and stopping. I tried moving the session to a desktop, as a friend recommended, but all of the video files were gone when I did so. F-word.